Lovely older ladies who are still on the prowl for younger men, now commonly referred to as "cougars," have been given a whole TV town (that is apparently ruled by Courteney Cox). But what about the mature love predators of the male variety who are still on the prowl in the hills and prairies of Hollywood? Join us, if you will, on our hunt to find and identify the sexiest silver foxes in showbiz.
George Clooney, The Suave Silver Fox
Why He's Foxy: Clooney's transformation from Jackie's meh boyfriend on "Roseanne" to a smoldering leading man with smoking hot hair, smooth-as-silk attitude, and a real way with the ladies.
Natural Habitat: Italy, boats, boats in Italy.
Favored Prey: Spry young beauties, particularly of the cocktail waitress persuasion.
Anderson Cooper, The Current Events Fox
Why He's Foxy: With a few furrows of a silver brow, Anderson Cooper has cornered the market on sexy, silver-haired cable news hosts (sorry, Wolf Blitzer!).
Natural Habitat: CNN.
Favored Prey: Erm ... foxes of a feather?
Harrison Ford, The Painfully Cool Fox
Jon Stewart, The Seriously Funny Fox< Why He's Foxy: He sprouts just as much hilarity as he has silver hairs on his head, and he's got the Emmy awards to prove it. Natural Habitat: All up in FOX News' grill. Favored Prey: Glib politicians, wonky cable news anchors, nerdy blog girls' hearts. Eric Dane, The Steamy Nude Tape Fox
Why He's Foxy: Noted appearance in steamy nude tape, steamy nude-ish scenes in "Grey's Anatomy."
Natural Habitat: Hot tubs with hot young foxes who appear to be doing drugs.
Favored Prey: Rebecca Gayheart, Gawker.
Richard Gere, The Spiritual Fox
Alec Baldwin, The 'Fine Wine' Fox
Sir Sean Connery, The OG Silver Fox
John Slattery, The Sly Devil Fox
Sean Penn, The Sexy-Unpredictable Fox
Pierce Brosnan, The Family Man Fox
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